It's been a whole year since A.N.P.M. first braved the cold online world of blogger.com. And my how she has grown!
For instance, posts usually get proof-read anywhere between 0.5 to 1 times before publishing compared to not being proof-read at all.
The font also isn't printed in the same colour as the background nearly as much as before.
And there are many more pictures to please today's manic's short attention span, and need for bright colours.
The links tab is still, well...unlinked. But maybe thats just cos I haven't found a link worthy, it's not because I can't do it or anything geeez!
Seeing I haven't received any birthday presents for A.N.P.M. as yet, I'm assuming y'all don't have the mailing addy: I LOVE ANPM, P.O. Box 5672 Melbourne, Victoria 3000. That should sort you out.
In the mean time, I thought It'd be nice to give out some birthday surprises myself. Like a photo of that new vibrator I never showed you because Divine Trash convinced me not to. It's not that vulgar really, I mean it's not like it has flashing lights and an LCD scre
en or anything, hehe.It's pretty freaky huh? It has a face like DarthVader. The Japanese make the best sex toys apparently, the lady in Sexyland told me that they always have to have some kind of face on them.
And there's nothing wrong with having a face down there I say, as long as you know they're there and not like some guy who just showed up at 4am under your covers.
I've been getting in touch with my darkside for a good few months now and I'm happy to say things are more satisfying than ever.
Well that's all for now, I'll continue blogging as soon as the gifts arrive. Oooh! I hear a truck braking outside, I bet that's them now! They would definatley be in a truck of some kind. Birthday joy to everyone, see you later xxxxSvet
P.S.
Svetlana: Hey you know what bugs me, is how everyone can do those kiss and hug buttons in texts. My phone doesn't have them, where can I get them?
Alex: Are you serious? They're just the letters x and o.
Svetlana: Oh.
I've added an extra special ending to this post because I love you all so much.
It's a shameless advertisement for something I'm not even affiliated with nor getting paid for. Dammit. Anyway, I've been meaning to rant about this fantastic teeshirt site for a while now. It's called Threadless and it lets anybody submit any design and then the most popular ones get printed.
Find inner peace with wisdom on your chest...
Or if you can't read or have enough wisdom already then there's exciting illustrated ones...
And even a bit of both, if you want to mix it up a little...
I liked this site so much that I even risked my bestfreindship by buying Alex a tee from it for her 21st. And you know the 21st is the BIG ONE, it's a brilliant present or BAM you're "notmybestfriend" anymore. Anyway all went well because Alex loved it and has paraded it in many photos on quasibohoalterna-whatnot quite alotlotlot. So go forth to threadless.com and make me proud.
7 comments:
Happy Birthday A.N.P.M.!
Svet, you should be so proud! It has grown so much and blossomed into a beautiful, intelligent and insightful young blog.
And I really like the pictures you draw in paint!
CHOX
Birthday celebrations abound, and such. So when's the party?
Anyways, colours, pictures, drama and comedy. How can you go wrong with such a timeless combination really?
Keep it up young Manic-person, and I'm sure gifts will abound. Not from me of course, because I'm stingy and a bastard, but if you ask nice maybe I'll shout you a drink or a piece of toast.
Yum... toast...
Happy first birthday ANPFM!
xoxoxo
Well low and behold! If it isn't another vibrator! Who would've seen that one coming?
Go on then. What's its name. You have named it havent you. Don't pretend you havent.
You must at least admit that you've thought about naming it though havent you!
You know it doesn't look like Darth Vader as much as it looks like that water being in the spielberg movie 'The Abyss'. Funny coincidence that the vibrator will dwell in an Abyss too. ha. (ahem) moving on.
What to name this transparent abyss dwelling pleasure being?
Mr Oscillator?
Sir Lance-my-slot?
Rubber Comey?
The Crude Dude?
The Mock Cock?
I could go on and on.
In fact, I think I will.
Meanis Penis?
Pinoce-chode?
Lord Thighbrator?
Jelly Jubbly?
okay i'm out. someone else can pick it up.
Happy B'day
Aww you guys, you so awesome. You beyond grammar you so awesome good. (sniffle)
I got some letter today that one of you have so cleverly stamped with a 'Westpac Bank' stamp, I know it's reeeeeally a present! Uh, you couldn't fool me!
Seb, Those fantastic names almost made me forget that you called my vagina an 'abyss'. Anyway, you're right I have named it. I called him Mr Taylor after the Courtney Taylor-taylor (The Dandy Warhol's sexy frontman)
I was going to drag this out for a while longer but as its such a happy occasion, let me free up some of that space at the back of your mind so that you can fill it with darker stuff. I never intended to not disclose my identity it was just force of habbit that i signed radula, so happy psudo celebratory event :)
Jos.
Hehehe, I like the addition of that photo coz it has ME in it! Alright! It looks like we're all having our slots lanced at once...
And Seb, funny as those names were, I'm NOT going to forget that you called Svet's vagina an abyss. Shame on you.
Seeya at dinner tonight!
CHOX
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