Junked

Exciting things are always happening to me. Sometimes it's random things and other times its me giving randomness a hand, just to spruce things up a little. Like on Sunday, I went to the milkbar in my slippers to buy a bag of pink marshmallows so that I could make a hot chocolate that had at least 50% marshmallows. The results were both facinating and devastating. Now I can cross that off the come-down comfort ideas list, and make a note never to do it again.

On monday I made jelly for, like no reason! And today I ate it with my cereal. RAD. I'm going through a whole jelly faze right now. I'm at it like Chox to a hairy guy* and I'm not stopping till I've tried all the flavours, minus the low joule ones, ewwwww!

Just as I thought things couldn't get more exciting I got conjunctivitis in my left eye. Which has lead to Ye Olde affectionately nicknaming me 'JunkEye'. I get special drops that I have to put in four times a day, and the freaky thing is that about five minutes after I've put them in I can taste them dripping down my throat. Like when you snort naughty things and you get that chemical liquid burn. I didn't realise I could taste things through my eye but now that I do I'm willing to exploit this new talent. Maybe I could eat all foods through my eye? Or perhaps just drinkables, juice, beer, mouthwash etc. Mmmmm refreshing.



When thinking back to how I might have contracted "junkeye" I searched my memories for situations when I might have been in close proximity to alot of people's faces. Then an image of me cat-kissing** a bunch of people flickered by. Ah yes, in the tent with the lights and the euphoria and the bass. Parklife was last Saturday and that is most likely how I got my eye junked.













*Chox's association with hairy guys is purely of a coincidental nature and not in any way habit-forming.

**Cat kissing is an activity whereby two or more people playfully nuzzle each others faces like cats do.