New Look

So you may have noticed the new look...
I upgraded my blog to some new system where you can add fancy stuff without using html which is good because I never really graduated from HTML school. In fact I got beat up by fortunecat at the gate and ran home crying.

Apart from the exciting pictures and colours, you may have noticed a poll on the right sidebar. That's right, a useless add-on that I plan on exploiting, just like in Facebook.

So onto some useless banter:
Like any efficient narcissist, I have a program which stalks people who come to my blog. Now don't freak out. I don't really know how to use it to it's full potential so I wont be publishing your addresses and photos of your kids playing in your front yard online just yet. Maybe later though. Maybe later.

At the moment the most exciting stuff I've been able to get out of Google analytics (my stalk machine) is a map of the world showing my visitor's towns and what kind of browser they're using. And let me take this opportunity to ask, why are 49.28% of you using Explorer and only 42.81% using Firefox? Don't you know that Firefox is better?

88.13% are using Windows and only 11.87% are subscribing to the Macintosh way of life. I spose that means you guys aren't cool and arty enough for me. Now that hot Mac guy won't ever ask me out! What I found most insulting was that 79.86% of you spent a mere 0-10 seconds on my blog. The most popular option after that was the 181-600 second visit which 7.55% of you stuck around for. Thanks alot!
I hope I have bored you with percentages and I hope you're all proud of yourselves.
Hey I kid I kid, I really do appreciate the readers and I would like give a big hug to my two top countries... Australia (duh) and Canada!
Guatemala you're on the bottom of the list but I know it's just you Aster so thanks:)
And Hong Kong, who is that over there?

Shiny glowing things I hear you say? Yes you so DID say that...
Despite the dismay of most of my friends I have become addicted to an embarrassing website, and it's not zoochicks.com. It's glowproductions.com.au which as the name suggest is a company site for glowing novelties. Don't sneer at me yet! Have you even clicked the link I just gave you? The website is so shiny, so...glow-y. I love it, it's some kind of light porn (different to soft porn). I'm like a moth in heaven! Check out this glowing sword!
Or this amusing frog!
And perhaps my favourite, a light up mouth piece! If someone can tell me how to use this or where it goes exactly I'd be interested.Thats all for me, dinners ready!