MANIC'S NEWS FEED

MANIC'S NEWS FEED

Manic is a whore.
As a struggling "artist" I'm taking disgusting advantage of this blogs readership by advertising my own wares upon it yet again. There's new stuff up on my online shop, quite a bit actually. There's even a three-pack thats so cheap I'm angry at myself for being so generous. Thats right Svetlana's gone mad Svetlana's gone mad Svetlana's GONE COMPLETELY MAD!
Yeah well you get the idea.
















Birthday sufficient.
Thanks to all the wonderful people who came to my 22nd on Saturday, it was great to see you and I had alot of fun with the cheap jagerbombs, as did everyone especially Lucy. If you would like to see more pics of Lucy really drunk plus alot of other cool stuff from Saturday I put pics up on imagstation and facebook.
















Facebook members get more shit than mere mortals.
If you aren't a member then you should seriously consider it and if you have a myspace you should consider it even more as it may be the only way as to which to redeem yourself from the horrific disease of a site you partake in.
Facebook members get more because I actually know who they are, compared to the anonymous creepy world of Blogger. So you lucky Facebookers get access to hilariously private videos (no porn as yet sorry) which Leah won't let me show on here.


Cereal pimped, taste sensation label undecided.
One strange morning I decided to jazz up my weetbix. The results were interesting. If you would like to try choco-cherry fruitsation bix then you need:
-A bowl
-Some milk
-Pipped Morello cherries
-Tinned peach slices
-1 Tblspn Milo

Combine ingredients in bowl in any order.
Enjoy.

I sort of liked this but not enough to do it again, with all that effort.

Pimp my cereal will not feature again on A Nice Place for Manics.

Manic gets smarterer

Some of you perceptive little things out there would have noticed that I have introduced this thing called "links" into my humble blue blog.

Yes it finally happened, after nearly two years I successfully got the stupid things to work. I even learned a little HTML code along the way. And I still am convinced that the only reason HTML still exists is to make ordinary, normal non-nerds feel stupid. I mean surely they can figure out a way of letting the computer's translate normal languages into HTML so that I don't have to!
My nerdy Ye Olde (without whom I would never have gotten those links) is so good at HTML it's his second language. He sometimes accidentally slips it into sentences like,
"Svet, what do you want for dinner? greater-than sign br forward slash less-than sign. I think I want pizza."
Poor Ye Olde, his brain is half computer now.


Most importantly I established a link to my shop at www.svetcat.etsy.com (yes that's my portrait above).
I don't really know how this shop thing happened cos I was just browsing online and before I knew it I was a member of etsy.com and a registered seller who accepted VISA.
It was all very confusing and exciting so I just went with it, and now I'm a merchant.

So there you have it, I want your money. You can buy some of my greeting cards so that I won't have to keep giving them to you guys on your birthdays, geez! Now it can be your birthday everyday! With just $3 plus $1.50 postage of course. No such thing as a free lunch you know.

Anyway, the point of this post was to show off that I have links. So take a look will you? It took me over an hour to get them to work, and what else could you possibly have to do? That's right, nothing.

Shameless promotionally yours,
Svetlana