The Brunswick Green was a wonderful choice of venue because...
a) The staff were chilled out and spoke in soothing voices when I was panicy and incoherent
b) The staff were hot hot hot and also could be bribed with skittles to do just about anything
c) The food was tasty (apperently) I didn't eat any
d) The tab lasted lots cos of reasonable prices, not responsible drinkers I might add.
e) It was close to my house
f) It had lots of crazy crap on the walls (see below)
As is normal 21st policy, the arrival order of friends ultimately governs their position in the Svet best friend list. Now we're going to exclude family from this rule cos otherwise my family would be at the top of my best friends list and thats just creepy and disgusting. Sebastian Evan's successfully escalated himself to best friend #1 due to his early arrival, this meant of course that my previous best friend #1 Alex was demoted to a pityful 2nd or 35th or something.
See here: the early arrivers and new bestest best friends.
Ok here's my dearest Alex...
It was a requirement that all my friends had to have "funky fresh moves" As Chox and Seb have expertly demonstrated.
And then me and Lucy and Chox...
Sexy ladies anyone? (L-R are Nat, Cat, Jess and Lucy)
Aw Ravers...
Aww, cute boys talking about cute stuff.
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Do shiny-haired people have
more friends? I think so.* * *
Now I would like to talk about someone I do not know... for no particular reason!
We shall refer to him as only "that guy in Japan" for two reasons.
reason #1: It makes him sound so much cooler
reason #2: I forgot his actual name
"That guy in Japan" resides in Japan (as you may have guessed) but is a born-Melburnite. He spends most of his time reading young girls' blogs and watching his friend David naked via webcam. He is mostly always surrounded by beautiful women and has a knack for weasling his way into people's blogs.
That is all.
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and now for the sleazy stuff... SEXY SEXY SEX
Man, it just wouldn't be one of my parties if a whole bunch of undesirables didn't crawl out of their dark, dank, corners and join the festivities.
Ok I know that this looks like a spur-of-the-moment thing but it really wasn't, I have countless photos of these guys doing this. It really makes you wonder...wonder if you would like to order some prints for yourself? I thought as much! Send me your details and I'll mail you out a set! They make great christmas gifts.
Ummm, I don't feel like saying anything here.
Oh wait I'm in that one! And I have no neck! I look like some kind of sea monster! Geeez...
And finally, the seediest of them all, lock up your sons, daughters, cats and dogs...
Lucy is on the juicy! 
And that pretty much sums up a particularly biased view of a wonderful evening! Good night suckers!
And that pretty much sums up a particularly biased view of a wonderful evening! Good night suckers!
6 comments:
okay ... i look like some kind of small misshapen dinosaur in that photo. had a great night though.
Thanks dino boy! glad u enjoyed it.
drew, I was going to say something comforting to you, like that you are a small misshapen dinosaur that I love, but then I remembered that you haven't yet deigned to comment on *my* party post. So fuck you. Is this how you treat a desert-island-top-five friend? WhatEVER.
Svet; so far, so awesome! As long as my hair keeps looking shiny in your pics, I'll keep loving what I'm seeing. Top work, sista!
hey svet, nice blog entry. how's it going, havent spoken to you for about 2 hours!! tell me what happens at the end of the movie. put more pics up. love lucy
The end of the movie was much like the start of the movie...and the middle. So basically it was funny and hard to understand, ridden with inconprehensible dialogue and wierd camera angles. Cool.
I've decided on a name by the way...Mr Taylor:)
Nick: I can't believe you're apologising for being late, you big, crazy, crazy face. Thanks for rockin my party lotso.
Erin: I had one photo of you and it was a bad one, you would be angry if i posted it. tee hee hee.
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