When you're a little kid your mum worships everything you scribble in crayon, chocolate or clag. Then it goes up on the fridge, awesome.
Nowadays it takes more to impress. I end up sticking my own things up on the fridge myself labeled 'Svetlana age 21'. The masterpiece above is my latest fridge bandit, mum hasn't complained yet though.
The fridge space gets seriously competitive what with all my attention-seeking artwork and the other child, the boy-one's crap. Then there's photos, poems and newspaper clippings that my mum shoves up there as well. I think mum's about a hair away from charging rent space up on that wonderful magnetic gallery.
10 comments:
hi there u. Your da bomb. I don't know about urs, but my clit drips reglarly.
Still don't know who I am? It's someone closer than u thinks.
Check dis out for clues to who i am:
http://www.anonymousblog.blogspot.com
hello, i think we've met once at one of alex's get togethers. whilst procrastinating i stumbled upon her and nick's blogs the other day and from there onto yours, which i must say is very funny and those pics you draw are excellent! thanks for the amusement!
good luck with your takeover bid for the fridge
kath
Haha, mmm - guinea pigs are good eating. Specially with purple sauce.
Good to see fridge rights are still important in your twilight years Svet.
Our fridge just has alphabet letters which usually spell 'Need Acid'.
Who the hell is that first poster? That link doesn't work either...?
David.
Anon: Oh great now you're haunting my blog as well as Chox's. At least I found out that you're girl. Your use of "your da bomb" sounds like Chox, or maybe Leah. If it is Chox then that would be so hilarious.
Heya Kath, glad you enjoyed my blog. Please procrastinate with me in future.
Stu, much to your dismay I continue to change the fridge magnets at your flat. They did say 'cuntpod' for a while, nowadays its something without vowels.
ummm....... o.k i'm over it..... this has gone too far....
using 'da' and 'thinks' in text messages or on blog comments is one of my pet hates...
'dis' come on!!! if your going to impersonate me, then do it remotely right.
but this will be the final ANON comment....
i'm disappointed Chox didn't guess
and it's a fitting ending, to the mystery.... commenting on a blog of whom i don't even know.
OVER!
Umm, seeing it's over will you tell us now? Pleeeease?
I have my own theories of who anon is, but I'll leave it to all the rest of you to guess, since I don't have the conviction to say it out loud. I'll just say that they are cunning enough to write in a style which I think is throwing people off. Maybe...
Besides it's hilarious watching you get all crazy about it.
As for the picture, brilliance at it's best. I love the fact that you put it up on the fridge. It's like some new kind of art form!
thankyou for the kind invitation svet. i will continue to read your blog, however not when procrastinating from study as my study ends tomorrow when i take my last exam... WOOHOO!!!
MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA!!!!!
It's you. I know it's you. I'm sorry I didn't guess! And I'm sorry I impersonated you!
Love you more than everything!
xxxxxxx
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