I hate Jesus, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten stuck in crawling speed traffic in the CBD yesterday. If I could do, I'd kill him again myself. Although that would just cause more stupid celebratory, commercialised holidays and even more and more traffic.Also, I hate sexed-up Santa paraphernalia, like this creepy girl here. She's got "Santa's" written on her bum, I guess she's a child sex slave in his toy workshop or something. It looks as if she's not allowed food but instead been snacking on the wood chips that would've been falling on the shop floor. It must be really hot in there, what with all the no-clothes she's wearing. Oh well, I should lighten up and buy something I guess. I'm Jewish but that won't stop me from strapping bells to my feet and stuffing my face with a combination of fruit cake and turkey while yelling silent night out my window at 4am this Christmas.
Tis the season.
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You really must be insane, heading cityside by car in the silly season.
Besides, it's not the worst commercialised holiday there is out there. At least this one you get free swag, and people are actually a little more willing to be nicer to you than normal, such as giving to charities and whatnot. Just imagine what humanity would be capable of if the christmas spirit were to go all year round!
Well we'd probably all kill ourselves for one, because that's just nuts, but you get the idea. It's only good in small doses, and at least it only happens once a year, whereas the Queen gets two birthdays a year, the greedy bitch...
I disagree with any themed paraphenalia of the sexed-up variety. Most is of the highest level of tacky, such as the christmas themed handcuffs I saw at Borders the other day. No, don't ask me what that was about, because I just don't want to know.
But on the other hand, all my complaints go away after looking at that picture. Maybe it just means it's been too long since I've had a girlfriend...
Oh and you strap bells to your feet? Is that so the neighbours can live in terror of the jingle of the Coming of the Svet?
Meh, christmas, if anything, is a great excuse to pig out on some adequately nice food, hang out with family you never see often enough, and to take a few days off from the insanity that is everyday working life.
I agree with the ghost, heading into the city at this point by car was just asking for it.
I would say the most annoying part of all this for me would be the fact that all these radio stations have gone all christmas music all the time. Since I'm now back in the retail world I have to listen to awful Christmas music all day long. It's the same damn thing all over and over again. If I have to listen to George Micheal sing about giving his heart away for Christmas one more time I'm gonna scream. Now usually I'd be the last to hate on George, but it's gone too far!
Whats with you people? Anymore of this disagreeing with and dissing of myself and I'll start removing your comments. If you don't have anything nice to say then shut your whining traps.
Well, I would have pointed out that Christmas celebrates Jesus's birth not his death so you're real issue is with the holy ghost or whatever(not joseph, no way) that knocked up old mary. But now I won't.
Quiet Sunday school boy! Anyway, sex with a ghost sounds hot.
P.S. I dislike all Christmas foods, they're fucking weird. At least for a quasi-euro-aussie-Jewish girl. Although a special exception goes out to Alex's mum's pudding icecream, thats the bomb.
Since when are you Jewish? Your lack of curly sideburns disturbs me.
I hate Jesus, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten stuck in crawling speed traffic in the CBD yesterday. If I could do, I'd kill him again myself. Although that would just cause more stupid celebratory, commercialised holidays and even more and more traffic.
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