I hate Jesus, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten stuck in crawling speed traffic in the CBD yesterday. If I could do, I'd kill him again myself. Although that would just cause more stupid celebratory, commercialised holidays and even more and more traffic.Also, I hate sexed-up Santa paraphernalia, like this creepy girl here. She's got "Santa's" written on her bum, I guess she's a child sex slave in his toy workshop or something. It looks as if she's not allowed food but instead been snacking on the wood chips that would've been falling on the shop floor. It must be really hot in there, what with all the no-clothes she's wearing. Oh well, I should lighten up and buy something I guess. I'm Jewish but that won't stop me from strapping bells to my feet and stuffing my face with a combination of fruit cake and turkey while yelling silent night out my window at 4am this Christmas.
Tis the season.
