Average Joe gets some air time

The internet is an amazing thing.
Nowadays just about anyone can get their 15 minutes of fame, exposing their drivel to a mass audience all over the world. And the flip side of that is, if you're sick of listening to "the man", the celebs, the news lady or the elves in your mind you can always find some average Joe's opinion on anything from war politics to hair straighteners.

Perhaps one of the gems of the "people's internet" is pillreports.com; a professional looking site that is devoted to cataloging masses of individual people's ecstasy experiences. The site reads like a notebook but is slick like a Scientific paper. With its neutral tones and Times New Roman font, there are no hyper colours or rave paraphernalia to be seen. Contrary to all of this is the content of the site itself; the reports, submitted anonymously by average Janes and Joes all over are in a word "bogan". They are riddled with spelling errors, obscene language and hilarious street slang. Take note of the report below by "rollrollrollroll"...

Name:	Yellow Diamond
State/Province:	NSW
Logo:	none
Colour:	Yellow
Shape:	Diamond
Height:	9 mm
Width:	3 mm

Before taking the following pill I had a completely empty stomach (except for, about 200mls of water). I'd been smoking cones since 7.30am, and had had probably 2-2.5g of marijuana. I have an extremely high tolerance to marijuana, and find that if i have a big smoke before i ingest a pill, it helps it come on a hell of a lot quicker.

9.10am: Dropped first half

9.20am: Chewed up second half

9.40am: already eye wobbles, body shaking. pretty strong come-up, stomach felt a bit sick. This is the part that made me suspect ketamine, as i started completely smackeying and could barely move my legs, and just kinda laid on my bed shaking with extreme tunnel vision. This only lasted like ten minutes, and i was immediately fucking rolling after it ended.

10.15am: Out of nowhere, i was enjoying my roll and all of a sudden i spewed, luckily i think most of the pill had been digested as i continued to roll off my fucking nut, and also smackeying out (hence the Ketamine)

10.20am: Racked a line from a different pill, cleared my head and made the diamond kick back in.

10.30am: Still rolling my fucking ass off, kinda smacky, but at the same time has it's time of charges. The best euphoria i've ever got from a pill.

11.00am: dropped the rest of pill i racked a line from, so from here on i can't tell what pill was doing what. But before i dropped the second pill, the diamond had me on an amazing plateau that would go from smackeying out, to charging, to relaxed.

got no sleep, but had had 3 different types of pill by the end of the night. The diamond was easily the strongest of the three, as the other two types were both local types, which are always pretty shitty, with mainly amphs or K.

would definitely reccommend yellow diamonds to anyone if they want a fucking epic night of rolling. Just don't take the whole thing at once, because i watched as me and my moderate tolerance mates all puked up what looked to be like the last of the pill, but we all still kept rolling. Also was told by mates that his friends who have a high tolerance and down ten packs in one night all spewed when they double dropped these pills, but all reported still rolling for fucking ages after.

Ahh what a charming story! All that fucking and rolling and spewing, it is enough to turn anyone onto drugs. Thats what I love about pillreports.com, as hard as they try to present the site as a high class, professional, vault of knowledge, the bogan element still takes over and shows drug culture for how it is for the average Joe; rolling and spewing, fuck yeah... sick mate.