These are a few of my favourite things

Most people who know me would not endorse that I ever, ever own a credit card. For starters, I lose things all the time, everytime, anytime. And for secondersers, I get very over-excited by impulse buys, like mints at the petrol station, magazines at supermarket check outs or even worse: internet shopping.
Ahh internet shopping; so peaceful, so shiny so flashy and with just a few clicks of the mouse you've bought a houseboat and a troop of circus animals without even thinking about it. Plus you can do this all in your underwear while picking your nose and eating an entire jar of mayonnaise. They kick you out of Myer if you do that you know.

'So get back to the point Slag' I hear you say? Well, stop shaking your fist at me and calm down, my point was that people who lose things and spend money recklessly shouldn't own a credit card. However I have found the perfect solution... a visa "debt" card. Pay easily for anything and no line of credit for me to get sucked into. Fuck this blog is turning into an advertisement again. Alright forget the brand, all thats important is that I can buy things online, overseas, on the black market whatever! Plus it has the shiny little label on the card that makes me look grown up.

There wasn't just superficial and cosmetic reasons for me getting the card, I used my trip to Bali as a perfectly good excuse. You really need one if you're going overseas and all you have is a debit card. Besides Lucy got one dammit, I want one too!


Now apart from being responsible and using my new card to pay bills and get cash out in Bali, I might just dabble some more in the wonderful world of internet shopping...


Vampire teeth necklace in silver or gold from New York, awesome. If you want it push here

Ice cube trays that make diamond ice? Entirely necessary! Lick this

Cold hands warm heart. With a name like that I want to buy a dozen little penguin broaches. Go here if you also have this problem. Mmmm same designer but shinier!


Cute AND nerdy! Just like my taste in men. If you would like usb thingy in a monster then paw at thisAnd when I talked of a super race of atomic milk carton monsters they laughed and threw twisties in my eyes... Seek revenge for me now
An offensive t-shirt, it's a wardrobe stable. Do you have yours? Didn't think so
Well that brings me to the end of my disgusting consumerist orgy. Thankyou and good night.