Ahh internet shopping; so peaceful, so shiny so flashy and with just a few clicks of the mouse you've bought a houseboat and a troop of circus animals without even thinking about it. Plus you can do this all in your underwear while picking your nose and eating an entire jar of mayonnaise. They kick you out of Myer if you do that you know.
'So get back to the point Slag' I hear you say? Well, stop shaking your fist at me and calm down, my point was that people who lose things and spend money recklessly shouldn't own a credit card. However I have found the perfect solution... a visa "debt" card. Pay easily for anything and no line of credit for me to get sucked into. Fuck this blog is turning into an advertisement again. Alright forget the brand, all thats important is that I can buy things online, overseas, on the black market whatever! Plus it has the shiny little label on the card that makes me look grown up.
There wasn't just superficial and cosmetic reasons for me getting the card, I used my trip to Bali as a perfectly good excuse. You really need one if you're going overseas and all you have is a debit card. Besides Lucy got one dammit, I want one too!
Now apart from being responsible and using my new card to pay bills and get cash out in Bali, I might just dabble some more in the wonderful world of internet shopping...
Vampire teeth necklace in silver or gold from New York, awesome. If you want it push here
Ice cube trays that make diamond ice? Entirely necessary! Lick this
Cold hands warm heart. With a name like that I want to buy a dozen little penguin broaches. Go here if you also have this problem. 
Mmmm same designer but shinier!
Cute AND nerdy! Just like my taste in men. If you would like usb thingy in a monster then paw at this
And when I talked of a super race of atomic milk carton monsters they laughed and threw twisties in my eyes... Seek revenge for me now
An offensive t-shirt, it's a wardrobe stable. Do you have yours? Didn't think so
Well that brings me to the end of my disgusting consumerist orgy. Thankyou and good night.
6 comments:
Online shopping rocks. Too many cool tshirts and buttons and cds and so little time!
Oh, and I bet if Paris Hilton ate mayo at Myer in her underwear, people would think it was cool and start replaying it everywhere.
STOP GIVING HER IDEAS!!!!!!
Oh and those ice cubes are too awesome to describe. What a great idea!
Darn, now I'm getting sucked in again...
i agree, if anyones stuck for what to get me for my next birthday, i'll have ice ice baby. all the bling you could want, without the second mortgage. you blog is too dangerous for those of us with v**a debit cards...too many things to buy. i'd better hid it under my bed until bali so it still has money on it. yay bali, no limits, can't wait.
xxx
ps also dean i agree, stop giving paris ideas, i really dont want to see her or her hundred thousand groupies eatting mayo in myer in the underwear1
Hehe, I laughed at "Seek revenge for me now." Altho I shant, because Atomic Milk Monsters arent my bag but hey - nice find.
I'm beginning to think the Google Advertising Machine is paying for your shiny new Debit Card. Your blog is like an internet Avon lady, calling us to just 'take a look.' Weeeell take a look at this *runs*
I really should be getting paid but I'm not. I guess they don't think I'm subtle enough. So strange.
hehehe. I never ever thought i'd be saying this, but I think I've used my Visa debit card about, 15 times, and I've had it for over a year now. Who knew Chox could exercise restraint? Wait a minute...restraint is for LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS! Now's my time to CUT SICK! GO LOOSE! NO LIMITS! AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Too bad drug dealers don't accept Visa debit cards. Oh yeah, and I like the way you referred to it as a 'debt' card in your post. Too true for many a boxing day sale bogan, svettles, too true.
You guy cans talk about running up as much debt or debit as you like. But me and sewell are LIVING THAT DREAM.
and here in VIETNAM (yeah baby) you can run your debt into the millions. millions of terrifingly.... low value Vietnamese Dong.
and don't worry, i'll make sure a significant part of my debt is made up of presents for you guys. diamond icetrays all round
seb
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