Anyways, they were conversing and whatever when Al's buddies Jess and Gina came over and sat with them. As Alex politely chatted and laughed with the new arrivals Svet stared blankly and many wouldve mistaken her glare for something drug related or brain related or both actually, but inside her head were ACTUAL thoughts. These thoughts went something like this...
Why did i order this wierd thing? I wasn't even hungry, stupid cute waiter. Is he even cute? I don't think so, hes charming...I always get those two confused. Alex thinks hes foxy, she has scary taste anyway. I hope he doesn't come back and ask me if I liked it. Hmmm maybe im being rude not saying anything here, naa I'm lazy, silence probably makes me look aloof and cool. Svet thats the biggest load of shit youve come up with in at least 20 minutes! Hey I like that girls' top, should tell her. Might look wierd now that I haven't said anything in so long. Hey she actually kinda looks like me, and Jess looks like Alex! OH MY GOD its like some freaky mirror! I have to take photos right now (gets phone out and starts aiming at Jess and Gina). Oh fuck they do think Im wierd now, uh oh oh explain yourself Svet.....!
These are the photos that were taken, you be the judge. It's like 'choose your own adventure' books but alot less interesting.
WOW!
Ok, so the glasses were to enhance the experience
Am I in 'same land'?
Parallel or paranoid?
Anyways in other news,
The results from last weeks bonus question clearly show that small dogs on yr undies are lame, and so am I.
So here's another
BONUS QUESTION OF THE
DAY/WEEK/WHATEVER!
Is it acceptable to buy tacky underwear (complete with a diamante studded heart) if you find the slogan "loved up" hilarious? Of course most people would'nt have any idea that "loved up" means drug fucked on ecstasy, they would just think that you were a skanky lame-o.
So yeah what the fuck was the question again?
All that stuff I just said...
Am I a skanky lame-o?
8 comments:
Inspired by your blog entry, I bring you 'Choose your own adventure - in commment form!'
Section 1 - You are at a house. It smells of old cheese. Roll a die. If you roll 1-3, go to Section 234. Otherwise, go to Section 389.
Section 234 - You are lucky, avoid the cheese and read Svet's blog. Go to Setion 132.
Section 389 - You are unlucky, you eat the rank cheese and die. Cold comfort is the fact no-one knows your biggest secret: that you once 'boned up' while watching Oprah.
Section 132 - You made a quasi-random comment on said blog to appease Svet's need for attention. You also marry a small midget housewife who bakes poison cheese.
|The End |
Nah, you're not paranoid; there is something in what you're saying. Plus Gina seems to get herself in similar situations to you.
Sydney Rd is cool, and I like going there for a lot of reasons, proximity being only one of them. It wouldn't be cooler if it were in Sydney because Sydney is crap. (I don't mean to offend any New South Welshmen, I think only Melburnians read this blog, anyway.)
That underwear is lamer than the Paris Hilton underwear. However, as I'm sure you've realised, the pic might bring more traffic to your blog.
No, you're not a skanky lame-o. You're one way cool chica.
Wow! I don't think I've ever looked at your crotch so closely before! Maybe I'll get more visitors to snotblog if I include pics of my crotch, boobies, underarms and toes...
I like the 'loved up' undies! But I think it's only because of the drug references. I wish I was 'loved up' right now...
Anyway, the resemblance between you, al, gina and jess is quite uncanny! Uh oh-identity crisis...
Shit. I'm bad at comments.
Take care of your bad self biatch, and i'll catch ya later!
CHOX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hmmm. Okay.
I've formed an opinion of the underwear. It goes a little something like this.
If I were a sad dirty old sleaze ball who likes to steal womens underwear off clotheslines, then I would leave that little number to dry in peace, on account of it being way lame and not scanky enough.
But then, I'd have gone home to my room of frilly, skimpy and most definitely skanky underwear colection and realised that for all their looks, they didn't love me at all. And I'd wish I'd have stolen the pair that said 'loved up' with the tacky diamante studded heart. and then i would have cried.
Waxie needs a biology lesson! Don't worry I will explain the photo to you when you're older sweetums. And don't you go getting any random tattoos k?
Sebicide....I love it! But I also love your hilarious comment, however im afraid I will have to exterminate you (I joined ASIO by the way) because your comments are out-doing my blog by far. YOU DIE NOW!
Hi Svet, its Kitty, don't know if you remember me but just say "oh, hi, I remember you" and i will feel better. Those photos are rather uncanny. Isn't it strange how we manage to meet friends that look like ourselves or is that just me? I also wanted to add that these blog things are addictive and that i have been reading them all day and if i have nothing to do tomorrow then i will be reading them again. Says alot about my life doesn't it? Well goodnight all.
Heya kitty cat! Of course i remember u! How could i forget my surprise make-out buddy hahaha.
Well its great to hear from ya and glad you enjoyed reading blog world its so fantastically lame and addictive.
Hopefully I will see you out with Waxie some weekend soon.
Heya svet: there's no denying that I copied your crotch photo- I told you i would! Do you think I should change my myspace photo to that? It would be mighty funny commenting on people's myspace blogs as a crotch. I bet heaps of people would want to befriend me then...hehehe. Anyway, better be off- have to take photos of rob drooling...(he's fallen alseep in front of the winter Olympics...)hehehe love chox xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :)
PS Say hi to seb for me and let him know I want to [insert raunchy sexual inuendo here] to him. xxx
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